Weight Loss Meals
I did say I was going to list my meals. Ok:
Breakfast - Big bowl of oatmeal with applesauce this morning and cooked in peach mango juice. Yum yum yum. I licked the bowl it was so good, hell to the yeah! Glad nobody was around to see that tee hee! Water, big glass and more mango peach juice, small glass.
Snack - Baggie of carrots, green pepper, and celery. mostly celery. It was kinda blah. The tart of the celery played off nicely against the sweet of the carrots though. Water, big glass
Snack 2 - an hour later I had a fit! and felt like I had to eat something right then or else. I really hate that panicky feeling, what in the underworld! So I told myself, Look here Mercury you had a big old bowl of piping hot delicious filling oatmeal, then a big bag of carrots and celery and green pepper, you simply cannot be hungry. You are not hungry! But then my logical self got jumped by my illogical self who held me down and demanded that I eat something right now. What could I do, she was going to beat me up or something. So I thrust some emergency carrots in her face and she ate most of the baggie. Then she got quiet and went off somewhere. Man, if I knew where she lived I'd put her ass out.
Lunch - Veggie burger on wheat bread with sauteed onion, peas, and tater tots. I had enough peas to fit in my palm and enough tater tots to fit in my palm, which doesn't seem like much but it was more than enough lunch. My illogical self started muttering but I ate slowly and calmly and talked her through it. By the end of lunch she agreed with me that lo and behold, a handful of tater tots was quite satisfying! but could she have more peas, please. No! I told her, you talk yourself into seconds on one, you'll talk yourself into seconds on everything. Have some water.
Snack - I really want something sweet, but I don't think I can handle that well just yet. I'm going to have some tomatoes and carrots. the tomatos were forced grown by a friend of mine and they taste about as blah as you'd expect tomatoes not grown in real sunlight to taste, but I think when I sprinkle a little basil on the slices they'll taste better.
Dinner - Tofu Stirfry with rice!! I am having one small bowl...with about 10 pieces of fried tofu in it, LOL. Ok just 5, seeing as how I want to be 189 ASAP and all. Also includes broccoli, carrots, snow peas, onion, water chestnuts. Water, big glass, beer, 1 bottle :)
Dessert - a box of raisins, you know the kind you get to put in your kids' lunches! and an apple. Water, small glass.
and water while exercising!
20-week Fitness Challenge: Pics!
Breakfast - Big bowl of oatmeal with applesauce this morning and cooked in peach mango juice. Yum yum yum. I licked the bowl it was so good, hell to the yeah! Glad nobody was around to see that tee hee! Water, big glass and more mango peach juice, small glass.
Snack - Baggie of carrots, green pepper, and celery. mostly celery. It was kinda blah. The tart of the celery played off nicely against the sweet of the carrots though. Water, big glass
Snack 2 - an hour later I had a fit! and felt like I had to eat something right then or else. I really hate that panicky feeling, what in the underworld! So I told myself, Look here Mercury you had a big old bowl of piping hot delicious filling oatmeal, then a big bag of carrots and celery and green pepper, you simply cannot be hungry. You are not hungry! But then my logical self got jumped by my illogical self who held me down and demanded that I eat something right now. What could I do, she was going to beat me up or something. So I thrust some emergency carrots in her face and she ate most of the baggie. Then she got quiet and went off somewhere. Man, if I knew where she lived I'd put her ass out.
Lunch - Veggie burger on wheat bread with sauteed onion, peas, and tater tots. I had enough peas to fit in my palm and enough tater tots to fit in my palm, which doesn't seem like much but it was more than enough lunch. My illogical self started muttering but I ate slowly and calmly and talked her through it. By the end of lunch she agreed with me that lo and behold, a handful of tater tots was quite satisfying! but could she have more peas, please. No! I told her, you talk yourself into seconds on one, you'll talk yourself into seconds on everything. Have some water.
Snack - I really want something sweet, but I don't think I can handle that well just yet. I'm going to have some tomatoes and carrots. the tomatos were forced grown by a friend of mine and they taste about as blah as you'd expect tomatoes not grown in real sunlight to taste, but I think when I sprinkle a little basil on the slices they'll taste better.
Dinner - Tofu Stirfry with rice!! I am having one small bowl...with about 10 pieces of fried tofu in it, LOL. Ok just 5, seeing as how I want to be 189 ASAP and all. Also includes broccoli, carrots, snow peas, onion, water chestnuts. Water, big glass, beer, 1 bottle :)
Dessert - a box of raisins, you know the kind you get to put in your kids' lunches! and an apple. Water, small glass.
and water while exercising!
20-week Fitness Challenge: Pics!


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