Oprah & James Frey

Ok if you've known me for 5 minutes then you know 5 things about me: I'm a writer and love to read, I am deeply in love with my husband, I'm all about being a mama, Lenny Kravitz will be my second husband if *god forbid* something happens to my beloved, and I am Oprah's Biggest Fan. Seriously, I will cut you behind talking smack about Oprah, I am so serious. Cut ya clean in two! I just adore her so much; her work, her life, everything about her is wonderful and brilliant. She has deeply affected my life and shown me that I can let my own brilliance shine. That said, this right here is TOO FUNNY: Do Not Piss Off the Oprah